Ten ways the Commission on Presidential Debates could control Donald Trump’s interruptions while Joe Biden is speaking:
- Have a voice like his mother’s say, “Donny, behave yourself. Let Joe speak;”
- Cut off his mic (though he would continue to speak and possibly annoy Biden and those trying to listen to Biden);
- Zap him with electronic impulses built into his lectern;
- Taser him if his bulk shields him from being affected by the electronic impulses;
- Shine strobe lights at him to disorient him;
- As he is standing at his lectern, open a trap door if he interrupts;
- Drop a cone of silence on him;
- To distract him, build into his lectern a tray with KFC drumsticks that pops up with each interruption;
- Warn him that each interruption will cost him five Electoral College votes;
- If he continues to interrupt, proclaim Biden the election winner by forfeit.