Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Threads of Humor About Life in America

I needed a break from all the depressing news so I spent some time Monday evening on Threads, a social media app built by Instagram, part of Meta. I couldn’t escape the news, but here are some amusing, depressingly accurate, expressions of current life in the United States for those who believe our country was great before November 5 and is since sinking into shame and despair: 


From jeden_starbay

“‘Sleepy Joe’ oversaw the largest stock and job gains in US history while the ‘business genius’ crashed it all in 45 days.”


From manhattanbeachbrian

“Elon Musk is proof you can have all the money in the world and it can’t buy you kindness, class, or human decency.”


Frommichaelmaybejoking

“Hey MAGA, try to go on vacation anywhere in the world. Oh and wear your red hats.”


From Sen. Tammy Duckworth

“Breaking: I just offered an amendment on the floor to give Veterans fired in the Trump-Musk layoffs their jobs back.

“Every single Republican blocked it.

“Shame on them for betraying our heroes.”


Gender words

Fe(male)

Wo(man)

Per(son)

Hu(man)

Dishwas(her)


From The Liberal Agenda

What Donald J. Trump posted before the election: 

“If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.”


From flyn4fun2 reposting Resistance2025

“We are officially living out the part of history books that makes school kids ask, ‘Why didn’t anyone do anything to stop this?’”


From lawyersgunsandmoneywz

Porsche: Fast

Ferrari: Faster

Tesla: Fascist


From cp9000

“Even on Gilligan’s Island they listened to the professor, not the millionaire.” 

Monday, March 17, 2025

A Salute to Nita M. Lowey

Sitting with friends in the rear dining room of a Silver Lake, Harrison, Italian restaurant a couple of years ago, I couldn’t stop looking to a table to my right where an elderly, raven-haired woman was sipping after-dinner coffee with a man I assumed was her husband. 


My companions did not seem to notice my distraction, but I couldn’t stop thinking I knew this lady. Finally, I screwed up enough courage to whisper her name. She didn’t budge. I said it too softly, I reasoned. Even my dinner partners hadn’t heard me. 


I whispered louder. A soft calling of her name. Nita? Then louder. NITA?


She heard. As she turned to face me she transformed from that matronly woman into the smiling, energetic Nita Lowey that had mesmerized voters and fellow politicians during her 32-year career as a Democratic congresswoman from Westchester County. She introduced me to her husband, Stephen Lowey. 


Nita M. Lowey, the first woman to chair the influential and powerful House Appropriations Committee, died Saturday. She was 87. She suffered from metastatic breast cancer. 


Though I was one of her constituents for the entirety of her congressional career, which ended in January 2021, I didn’t meet her until the spring of 2010.   


I had recently joined Shalom Yisrael of Westchester, an organization that works on a person-to-person model developing lasting friendships between Israelis and Americans. That year Shalom Yisrael brought to New York eight women from the communities on the border of the Gaza Strip for two weeks of rest and relaxation from their hazardous volunteer work as first responders when families and friends were in danger from all too frequent terrorist attacks, rocket fire or natural disasters. 


I was tasked with planning a three day excursion to Washington, D. C. The highlight would be a a tour of the Capitol led by a member of Rep. Lowey’s staff, followed by a visit with the congresswoman. 


It would be more than a “visit.” That year and subsequently for the next decade, Nita hosted our group for breakfast or lunch in the Congressional Dining room, as shown in the accompanying picture. She would stay throughout the full meal, advising to order whatever we wanted, especially dessert.




Sitting at a wide round table, she would elaborate on her numerous meetings with Israeli, Arab and Palestinian leaders as part of her work on the House Foreign Affairs committee, then would query each woman about their family and jobs. Like most everyone who met them, Congresswoman Lowey wanted to know why they lived on the edge of peril, why not in a more secure spot in Israel?




They do not dream of leaving, they would tell her. Their responses echoed what we have heard time and again from people in our own country. Their choice is no different than that made by Americans living in tornado alley or along the Gulf Coast ravaged annually by hurricanes. Or those who warily watch waters rise above levies each year to wash away homes. Israelis live there because it is their home, whether they grew up there or recently relocated. It is beautiful, they would tell her, with a real sense of community. 


From 2010 through 2020 the scene repeated itself as successive Shalom Yisrael guests came to Washington. All of the Shalom Yisrael guests Nita Lowey met, from near Gaza and the northern border near Lebanon, had to relocate their families after the October 6 attacks. At least one was killed. A few have returned to their homes. 


Since our chance restaurant encounter I’ve been back there twice, each time scanning every table hoping to see her. No luck. We had known each other, casually, for 11 years. That first and only time after dinner, I thanked her for her service to the nation.  

Thursday, March 13, 2025

Predictions I hope Won't Come True

 It’s hard keeping up with the destructive mayhem of the second Trump administration is bringing to nine decades of progressive government, but here are some predictions of radical actions I believe the Orange Dervish will try to impress upon the rest of humanity. I don’t mean to scare you but the best defense is to be aware of a possible attack: 


* Electoral boards in MAGA-controlled states will try to disqualify strong/likely-to-win Democratic candidates for House and Senate in both state and federal elections;


* To assure reactionary, conservative opinion on the Supreme Court, Trump will increase its members to 15, nominating six more justices; 


* Sooner, rather than later, Trump will order an air strike on suspected “terrorist” camps run by drug lords in Mexico and other countries south of our border. Trump recently expanded military options against terrorists in countries like Somalia and Yemen. Trump also designated drug cartels as terrorist organizations. The New York Times recently noted, “The relaxation of the rules suggests that the United States is likely to more frequently carry out airstrikes aimed at killing terrorism suspects in poorly governed places that are not deemed traditional battlefield zones. …  It also means there may be greater risk to civilians.”


* Trump is particularly focused in on exacting revenge against people and entities he believes disrespected him. Chief among them is the USPS, the US Postal Service which delivered crucial mail in ballots that cost him the 2020 election. Don’t be surprised if he dismantles the USPS so it can no longer fulfill its function as a quasi-public institution. Trump will endeavor to privatize mail delivery, putting at risk the timely delivery of absentee ballots. 


* Privatizing the postal service would be a step in banning delivery of mail-order abortion medication. 


Sunday, March 9, 2025

Tomorrow Is Another Day, Sunday Was for Pruning

 Had I been a pioneer in America 150-200 years ago we would still be living along the Atlantic coast, or the Pacific had I been of Spanish descent. Clearing the land so settlements could be built is not in my DNA. 


Extreme winds of the last few days blew down a 20-foot sapling in the corner of our back yard. Homesteader Gilda saw a Sunday chore for me, now that I have a mini battery-powered chain saw. 





Eager-beaver that I am, I quickly assented. 


I know, some of you skeptics out there already question my sincerity. First, that I was eager to perform. Second, that I quickly agreed without a fight. 


Let me assure you I am not fabricating or exaggerating. The fallen tree was ideal fodder for my relatively new machismo toy—not too big in length or girth. Besides, it was a sunny and not too windy or cold day. Perfect for outdoor activity, which if I didn’t have her assigned chore to complete would have required me to spend an hour or so walking with her. 


I spent the better part of an hour prepping the trunk—chopping off the branches into bite-size twigs small enough for city public works crews to pick up from baskets I filled and hauled to the curb. 


Next, I attacked the trunk starting at the narrow top. A clean cut every 16 inches or so. Nearer to the base the mini saw was too mini to complete the task. Hand-sawing was required. Tiresome, back and forth hand-sawing. 


Releasing the base and root system from the outcropping of rock where the sapling had staked out its short life was relatively easy. My chore, all in all about three hours, was seemingly complete, until Gilda assigned two more spring garden prunings. 


As Scarlett O’Hara used to say, “After all, tomorrow is another day.” So I packed up and went inside. 


Thursday, March 6, 2025

Logic, Reason, Appeals to Morality Won't Work

And now a few words trying to explain Donald Trump. 


Yes, he’s an unabashed autocrat. But it’s not to be unexpected. He is just acting out to type. 


When you are chief executive of a private, family-owned. family-run organization you are acculturated to lording over your underlings. You are dominant. They are subservient. Every whim that crosses your lips becomes a command your vassals fulfill. They are sycophantic to the extreme. 


Trump sees America, if not the world, as his private domain. Naturally he expects fealty from all, foreign and domestic, immediate follow-through on even his most outlandish thoughts, especially now that his second administration is not staffed as the first was with intelligent, patriotic professionals who curbed his most extreme wishes. 


Sadly, the public face Trump projects is mostly as a quick-witted, even comedic, personality, strong-willed, yes, but always espousing what sounds like initiatives in the best interest of the population. It’s not his fault too many Americans are too naive, even too dumb, to see through his charade. 


Is there any hope Trump will change? Kareem Abdul-Jabbar doesn’t think so. In a Substack post he wrote, “Bad people won’t stop being bad because they have some sort of spiritual epiphany. They do not have a nagging conscience thumping like Poe’s tell-tale heart. They feel justified in every evil they perpetuate because they believe they are superior to others. Even if they are secretly miserable (which they aren’t), they don’t know how to be anything else, so their behavior won’t change.


“Yes, their lives could be better, happier, and more fulfilling, but they will never understand that any more than a person raised in a remote tribe in the Amazon misses television. Logic, reason, and appeals to morality will not have any effect on bad people.” 


Whose fault is it? Let’s consider tariffs. Trump considers “tariff” to be his favorite word. Little wonder, since a tariff is a cudgel used to force compliance by another country. Here’s what Ronald Reagan had to say about tariffs: “We should beware of the demagogues who are willing to declare a Trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world, all while cynically waving the American flag…”


Too bad the Trump Party has forsaken its once iconic leader. 


Press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Wednesday foreign nations have been “ripping off our country for decades,” thus the need for tariffs. Trump is correct—Americans spend a lot of money on imported goods. 


But he is misguided in placing blame overseas. No one forced American companies to manufacture their products outside our borders. China didn’t hijack our manufacturing plants. Neither did Mexico. Nor South Korea, Vietnam or the nations of the European Union.


Simply put, American companies sought cheaper venues of production overseas, much the same way in the middle of the 20th century they abandoned factories in northern states in favor of southern non-unionized states. 


The priority of all companies, especially public companies, is to maximize profits for shareholders. By moving production overseas management accomplished its objective.


Meanwhile, collectively, America’s standard of living rose because of the availability of less expensive but equally if not better quality products, from apparel to furniture to electronics to pharmaceuticals.


Trump has his view about the efficacy of tariffs. Most economists and Wall Street see tariffs driving down the economy while unemployment rises. 


Even assuming Trump is right, his desire for companies to open plants in America would take months if not years to ramp up production. All the while, consumers and workers will suffer. 

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

How Does It Feel, Mitch, To Be Responsible?

How does it feel, Mitch McConnell, to know your opinions no longer carry any weight with your fellow Trumped senators? 


When you were majority and minority leader you could cajole or more frequently coerce your subordinates to vote your way. But now you are their equal, maybe even their inferior given your lame duck status, and they no longer look to you for direction. Even on a deeply personal issue such as the confirmation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as secretary of Health and Human Services, which you opposed given your childhood bout with polio and his ambivalence toward the vaccine, your colleagues ignored you, as they did when you voted against Pete Hegseth’s investiture as defense secretary. 


How does it feel, Mitch, to be an afterthought? A shell of your former self?


How does it feel to see America slide into complicity with Russia? Your life’s work devoted to strengthening America’s deterrence to tyranny reduced by the shameful exhibition of a president and vice president (the latter from your state of Kentucky, no less) berating a president of Ukraine for standing up to Putin’s immoral aggression. Did you not teach JD Vance anything? Maybe you did. Maybe he learned from you that in politics it is okay to do any and all things to advance your position. 


Do I sound cruel? Perhaps if you had not practiced aggressive, partisan power in thwarting the nomination process of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, or waffled on your vote to hold Donald Trump responsible for the January 6 Capitol insurrection after voicing that belief in the days after the assault on democracy, or manufactured the ultra conservative Supreme Court that has emboldened Trump to act without fear of accountability, perhaps I would feel sympathy for you. But you deserve all the grief I hope you are experiencing and feeling now that you witness Trump’s progressive dismantling of American leadership at home and abroad. 


A few days ago Turner Classic Movies aired “The Bridge on the River Kwai.” As he is dying from wounds near the bridge he has built for the Japanese that is being blown up by British, American and Burmese commandos, Colonel Nicholson, played by Alex Guinness, utters words that you should relate to: “What have I done?” 


We who love our country are praying for a Trumpian train wreck that will save our democracy. Are you patriotic enough to stand up to tyranny from within what was once a principled party but is now a gathering of toads and unprincipled lackeys?

Saturday, March 1, 2025

Here's an Idea: Some Billionaire Philanthropy

From the list of international aid programs Donald Trump the Impaler has killed, perhaps his billionaire friends would like to show their humanity by funding them, individuality or collectively. 


The programs listed Thursday by The New York Times (https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/health/usaid-contract-terminations.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare), were part of a total USAID 2024 fiscal year budget of $21.7 billion, pocket change for Trump’s well-heeled crowd. 


As per ABC News, Trump’s cabinet is the wealthiest in history (https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-tapped-unprecedented-13-billionaires-top-administration-roles/story?id=116872968). Pair that with billionaire moguls like Meta’s Mark Eisenberg and Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, who attended and help fund Trump’s inauguration, and not to be forgotten richest-person-in-the-world Elon Musk, there’s plenty of capital that could be deployed to feed the starving, to save lives. 


So, how about it, Jeff B? Choose your program. Maybe instead of exploring space you’d like to invest some of your billions on Earth to “manage and distribute $34 million worth of medical supplies in Kenya, including 2.5 million monthlong H.I.V. treatments, 750,000 H.I.V. tests, 500,000 malaria treatments, 6.5 million malaria tests and 315,000 anti-malaria bed nets.”  


Hey Mark Z, you’re a competitive guy. Show Bezos up by taking on the $90 million contract Trump ripped up with “Chemonics for bed nets, malaria tests and treatments that would have protected 53 million people.”


And let’s not forget you, Elon. You could probably cover all 5,800 contracts USAID had. You could subtract the fraud you allege each program committed to make your contribution easier to swallow. Just to get you started, how’s about sending “a $131 million grant to UNICEF’s polio immunization program, which paid for planning, logistics and delivery of vaccines to millions of children.”


Don’t dilly-dally. Lives are being lost from lack of food and medical care throughout the Third World. Your products, your technologies, are enjoyed worldwide. Here’s a chance to help your customers and their countrymen, wherever they live. 


Don’t hesitate. Pick a program, or two.