I needed a break from all the depressing news so I spent some time Monday evening on Threads, a social media app built by Instagram, part of Meta. I couldn’t escape the news, but here are some amusing, depressingly accurate, expressions of current life in the United States for those who believe our country was great before November 5 and is since sinking into shame and despair:
From jeden_starbay
“‘Sleepy Joe’ oversaw the largest stock and job gains in US history while the ‘business genius’ crashed it all in 45 days.”
From manhattanbeachbrian
“Elon Musk is proof you can have all the money in the world and it can’t buy you kindness, class, or human decency.”
Frommichaelmaybejoking
“Hey MAGA, try to go on vacation anywhere in the world. Oh and wear your red hats.”
From Sen. Tammy Duckworth
“Breaking: I just offered an amendment on the floor to give Veterans fired in the Trump-Musk layoffs their jobs back.
“Every single Republican blocked it.
“Shame on them for betraying our heroes.”
Gender words
Fe(male)
Wo(man)
Per(son)
Hu(man)
Dishwas(her)
From The Liberal Agenda
What Donald J. Trump posted before the election:
“If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.”
From flyn4fun2 reposting Resistance2025
“We are officially living out the part of history books that makes school kids ask, ‘Why didn’t anyone do anything to stop this?’”
From lawyersgunsandmoneywz
Porsche: Fast
Ferrari: Faster
Tesla: Fascist
From cp9000
“Even on Gilligan’s Island they listened to the professor, not the millionaire.”